Was I there?

Here is the dialogue between me, Owen, and Isaiah during our drive to the Doctor's office:

Isaiah: "Are you still married dad?"
Me: "Yeah buddy, I'm married to your mom."
Isaiah: "You married mommy?"
Me: "That's right.:
Owen: "Was I there?"
Me: "Nope."
Owen: "Was I still in mommy's belly, or was I at the hospital?"
Me: "No buddy, you weren't here yet. It was before you were born."
Isaiah: "Was I there?"
Owen: "No Tiny, you were still at the hospital waiting for them to pick you up."
Me: "No he wasn't. Tiny wasn't born yet either."
Isaiah: "Was I at the hospital or the Doctor?"
Owen: "The hospital is like the Doctor, except the hospital is where you pick up babies."

I always love these little chats.